Remember how I said the cat thing wasn't so bad?

Now every time I insert the needle and start the fluids, it comes out of other holes like Bugs Bunny full of buckshot.

I want to kick the table across the room and rip that fucking plastic bag apart with my teeth. I'm so frustrated I want to break every inanimate object I come across.

I'm going to call around to see if there are any vet techs I can hire to come do it for me, because I am obviously completely useless at most things.