Many people are demanding that Mayor Sam Adams step down because he lied about a relationship he had with an 18 year old legislative aide a couple years back. I wish I wish I wish everyone, especially the news, would just shut up and let him do his job.
Of course he lied about it; he's gay, he's a politician and it's sex.
How did this question even come up? How is it in any way relevant to the administration of the city? When did Portland suddenly become full of holier-than-thou prudes? His detractors have said it's not about the sex, it's about his lying. Really? Because no one has ever lied about sex before. And certainly no politician has ever lied to get into office. This situation is so unusual.
Seriously, here's a question for anyone who thinks the Mayor should step down:
What would you do if your mother asked you: Do you like a finger up your ass when you fuck?
Do you think, just maybe, you might lie about that? I mean, what business of it is hers? What if she asked you that at a press conference?
Feel free to leave your answer to that question in comments. I'll be happy to let your local paper know so they can update your mother.

2 comments:
I see the next big civil war coming in Portland where the issue of sex is becoming huge. I've heard repeatedly that it has the highest per capita number of strip joints and sex shops, and yet at the same time has such a huge fundamental Christian population as well.
Too many Californians moved up to Portland and screwed it up. That's my completely uneducated and quickly arrived at opinion.
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