The Chicken Index measurement tool (the "Chickometer") has collapsed under the weight of the off-the-scale readings. Until the thaw, any further updates are cancelled.
Here's something weird about Portland: there have been several press conferences downtown, discussing how people should be dealing with the weather. Our city has had a pretty good response, opening emergency shelters and adapting the public transportation.
But the press conferences have all been held by the mayor-elect.
Nothing against Sam Adams, but where the hell is Tom Potter? Seriously, the guy's been MIA since the election results were announced.
Here's something weird about Portland: there have been several press conferences downtown, discussing how people should be dealing with the weather. Our city has had a pretty good response, opening emergency shelters and adapting the public transportation.
But the press conferences have all been held by the mayor-elect.
Nothing against Sam Adams, but where the hell is Tom Potter? Seriously, the guy's been MIA since the election results were announced.
Lamest. Duck. Ever.
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