It's going all pants

Embarassing Things, all six-like

I once was at a dance club with a friend of mine. The vodka urged us toward the bathroom and we were surprise there wasn't a line, especially since there was a single stall. Friend of mine was checking out her hair in the mirror and I went into the stall. I remembered I was wearing brand new underwear purchased earlier in the day from the Disney store. As I flushed, I called out,

"Hey-- you wanna see my pooh undies?"

And then noticed that friend had left and that I did not know the person standing at the mirror.